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Yes, I have breasts

May 1st, 2008 · 7 Comments · Gripes

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The inside of my vehicle needed to be vacuumed and wiped down badly. This afternoon I took it to a car wash that had vacuums and cleaned out the inside. My friend Nicole told me not to wash my car because it is suppose to rain for the next few days. This made me remember that I also needed new windshield wipers for the front and back of my vehicle. I figured it would be best to go pick some up on my way home. I stopped off at a local auto parts store and

went in to get the wipers. I am not the most mechanically inclined person but just because I have breasts does not mean I can’t determine what kind of wipers I need. I pulled out my vehicle manual, wrote down the information I would need and then went into the store. I walked straight over to the wipers. I had three men walk up to me at the same time and ask what I needed. I said, “I am here to buy windshield wipers. I need….”, before I could finish, they cut me off pulled out a manual and speaking to my breasts, said, “Well, we need to know the make/model/year of your car. That means the year it was made and the name of the company that built your car and the name of the car. Most cars have it written on the back of the car if you don’t know.” So I made a pointed effort to look at the guy’s crotch and speaking slowly to his penis I said, “Your owner thinks I am an idiot.” I turned around, walked out and went to Auto Zone. They were happy to help me and not treat me like giant non-thinking mammary glands.


7 Comments so far ↓

  • haleyhughes

    So I made a pointed effort to look at the guy’s crotch and speaking slowly to his penis I said, “Your owner thinks I am an idiot.”

    LOL. Excellent.

  • Laura

    Unless your breasts could learn to speak for you, they were probably too stupid to understand. Likely stood there awhile expecting you to come back in with the make and model of your car.

  • Jillian

    Haha. That’s hilarious. I’m sure they thought they were coming to your rescue and everything…

  • Rik

    Haha, so did his crotch start talking to your breasts after that?

  • fragileheart

    Beeker’s you are awesome!! I wonder though if he got the point you were trying to make… probably not but one can only hope! You see, I don’t get this problem often because my little girls are… well… little. haha

  • nor

    lol. That was a very confident and smart move.

  • Evelyn

    Burned their butts didn’t you? Too funny! You go girl! Jerks! I have had to cut more people short recently for just that kind of condescending nonsense! I haven’t tried the look at the crotch thing though. I don’t think I will… it might be too much of a feed for their moronic egos!

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