These are things that my nieces, cousins, or friend’s children have said that I find hilarious. I wish I could have recorded them saying these for this list.
1. “I’m pooping in here.” (This takes complete silence and concentration.)
2. “Focus. Focus on me.” (As she snaps her fingers at her mom.)
3. “My favorite color is changing on my birthday… No I don’t know what it is going to be. I just know it is going to change.”
4. “Butt-crack, Butt-crack, Butt-crack.”
5. “That’s President Washington and his best friend was Lincoln.”
6. “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time.”
7. “What’d you Say?” (When he doesn’t want to recognize your point.)
8. “You got a booby trap!” (She is talking about a bra.)
9. “I farted.” (Spoken as loudly as possible in a very crowded restaurant.)
10. “I know, how about we….” (when he wants to redirect to do something else.)
11. “Disgusting old people!”(She doesn’t know what the word means. But people react.)
12. “Knock, Knock. Orange. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” (Forget the punch line. She can’t get past this point without starting to laugh.)
13. “There is an evil faction in the living room.” (He will be dictator of a small island nation, SOON.)
5 responses so far ↓
1 Tam // Feb 21, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Good list
I know some adults who still regularly use number 10.
2 ellen b // Feb 21, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Ha! My favorites are 2, 3, and 8!
3 Kat's Krackerbox // Feb 21, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Those are hilarious! I especially like #1 and #2. I hope you get better soon. Thanks for stopping by.
4 ByrningBunny // Feb 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Very funny list. I can just hear many of them being said.
5 chanpheng // Mar 1, 2008 at 6:27 am
Great list. As the old radio show goes, “Kids think of the darndest things.”
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