These are things that my nieces, cousins, or friend’s children have said that I find hilarious. I wish I could have recorded them saying these for this list.
1. “I’m pooping in here.” (This takes complete silence and concentration.)
2. “Focus. Focus on me.” (As she snaps her fingers at her mom.)
3. “My favorite color is changing [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Kids'
Thirteen Thursday:13 Things I have heard kids say that cracked me up.
February 21st, 2008 · 5 Comments · Humor
Tags:Funny Quotes·Kids·Kids Say the Funniest Things·Thirteen Thursday
Virginia is not for people who want to hang genitalia from their trailer hitch.
January 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Current Events
By Bob Lewis, Associated Press Writer
“RICHMOND, Va. – It’s one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.
State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, [...]
Calvin and Hobbes as told by Robot Chicken
January 13th, 2008 · No Comments · Humor
I was Stumbling and came across this “Untold Story of Calvin and Hobbes” by Robot Chicken. I love Calvin and Hobbes and I have missed them everyday since their last strip 13 years ago. Yes, it has been 13 years since Bill Watterson stopped making new Calvin and Hobbes strips.
Give a Cow a Day Off….uhmm kill a cow but give a kid a mentor
January 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Humor
I was on Adrants.com and I saw a link to the ad above. The company Ronzoni is promoting its use of calcium in making pasta, so you can save a cow from its daily toil and give it a day off. As they point out on Adrants.com, it is cruel to not milk a cow and [...]
Tags:Adrants.com·Big Brothers Big Sisters of America·Calcium·Cows·humor·Kids·PETA·Ronzoni
Gallery of Demonic Tots and Deeply Disturbing Cuisine
January 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Gifts/Products, Humor, Interesting
Plan59.com is a site that promotes commercial ads from the 1950’s. I think these ads of kids are especially funny and I haven’t laughed so hard since the 1997 Welch’s grape juice ads that featured Emily Mae Young. A little scary but still quite funny. You can purchase these ads and many others via Plan59.com’s [...]
Tags:Gallery of Demonic Tots·Gifts/Products·humor·Interesting·Kids
Boy Glues Self to Bed to Avoid School
January 7th, 2008 · No Comments · Humor, Interesting
From Yahoo News:
“MONTERREY, Mexico (AFP) – A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
“I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn’t make me go to school,” the boy, Diego, told AFP. “I didn’t want to go, the [...]
