“If a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die and if a 10 ton truck kills the both of us, to die by your side well the pleasure and privilege is mine.”
You might recognize these as the lyrics from The Smith’s song “There is [...]
Entries Tagged as 'humor'
Give Me the Keys…
April 12th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Gripes, Humor
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Bad things will happen in the next 96 hours…
March 18th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Humor
So I have barricaded myself in my house. Why would I say this? Well I broke a chain letter sent by an acquaintance that I haven’t seen in years. I hate chain mail. I get a huge throbbing head ache when I open an email and there sits some flashing angel telling me I am [...]
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Stick Figure Family Decals
March 3rd, 2008 · 3 Comments · Humor
So I was driving behind a minivan today that had those stick figure family decals on the back window.
You know they look like this:
Well this particular family had a dad, a mom, six kids, two dogs, and three cats. It covered quite a bit of the window. This got me thinking. Can you imagine a [...]
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A Blogging Observation
March 1st, 2008 · 4 Comments · Humor
Is it just coincidence? Have you noticed the numerous blog entries about oysters this week? I have seen recipes, jokes, and warnings about not eating raw oysters if you pregnant, suffering liver disease, have diabetes or have felt Lindsey Lohan’s last three movies were Oscar worthy. I don’t want to be left out, so let [...]
Hammers & Floodlights via Neurotically Yours
February 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Humor
If you want to laugh, click here and press play. I found this via Commuter Chronicles. I see a trip to Lowe’s and AutoZone in my future.
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All things come in 3? Robitussin, Windex, and Vick’s Vaporub
February 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Humor
I started writing this blog because I was recovering from having emergency surgery to remove my gall bladder the week after Thanksgiving. I continued to blog because four weeks later, I fell down the stairs as I was chasing my sick cat who didn’t want to go to the vet. The cast has been removed [...]
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Rant Websites
February 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Humor
I like reading sites where people share amusing stories about the stupidity of others. I have come to enjoy reading Not Always Right and Waiter Rant.
Not Always Right is a site where people who work with the public can post stories about stupid customers. Most people at some time in their life have had to [...]
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My husband and the cup of ice.
January 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Humor
I have a cast on my left foot and my right ankle is sprained so I have to rely on my husband for a lot. I ask my husband for a cup of ice and a can of root beer. He brings me a dixie cup with two ice cubes and a can of root [...]
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The Phone Call
January 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Humor
The scene is played over and over again in households across the country…but especially the tri-state.
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Post Secret
January 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Humor, New Jersey
I was reading everyone’s secrets on postsecret.blogspot.com and I died laughing at the one above. I could not do this because I lack the ability to recognize a strip club when I see one. There is a strip joint called Pumps on Route 36 here in New Jersey. I drove by this place almost daily for [...]