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		<title>My Utterly Amazing NJ Nieces</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 03:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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My niece Hanniah (age 4) gave me a huge compliment this weekend. She told me on Sunday that she wanted to be a wonderful Aunt like me when she grows up. This was after she told me that the Smurfs were lame in comparison to the 3D-CGI produced Backyardigans of her generation. This was after [...]]]></description>
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<p>My niece Hanniah (age 4) gave me a huge compliment this weekend. She told me on Sunday that she wanted to be a wonderful Aunt like me when she grows up. This was after she told me that the Smurfs were lame in comparison to the 3D-CGI produced Backyardigans of her generation. This was after she initiated me into an ongoing game of fart tag that my sister&#8217;s family has been playing for months. This was after her sister Mackensie (age 3) told me that applesauce is to be served warm not chilled and that real band-aids have characters printed on them. This was after she blew her nose on my boobs after Hanniah accidentally knocked her down and I was trying to stop the tears.  This was after thanking me for buying her a matching big girl car seat just like her sister&#8217;s seat in our vehicle. No more baby car seat for this 3 year old! This was after they managed to get more Play-Doh on my carpet than into their creations.  This was after we sang along to toddler songs and Hanniah dropped the &#8220;Jesus Christ&#8221; into the conversation which caused Uncle Pete to go into convulsions.  I told her Uncle Pete was Episcopal or &#8220;Catholic Lite&#8221; and that she should be glad that her Pentecostal Great-Grandmother wasn&#8217;t around.  This was after a trip to the playground, a walk through the woods, and dinner at Bertucci&#8217;s.  They loved the bathroom so much at Bertucci&#8217;s that I got to see it twice.  This was after yelling at their Uncle Pete to give them control of their automatic windows while driving around town and racing him up and down the stairs. This was after we called everyone we knew using speaker phone cause nothing says I love you like two little girls screaming it at you at the top of their lungs. This was after Mackensie spotted her third Dunkin Donuts and mentioned that we had passed without stopping. This was after telling me that I needed to join their &#8220;Broccoli-loving faction&#8221; and that my &#8220;Green Pepper-loving faction&#8221; was disgusting. This was after informing me that they make popcorn that you can cook in the microwave versus the air popper. This was after Hanniah woke me up at 5:30am. Yes, I said am.  Apparently sunrises are amazing and the shades of pink and orange in the sky are so brilliant they make little girls wake up their sleep deprived aunts to share in the experience. I now understand why parents need coffee. This was after Mackensie told me that I was funny and that she loved me. This was after an amazing weekend with two little girls that make my world a much better place.</p>


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		<title>Bless Their Hearts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not especially close to my extended family and I like it that way.   I don&#8217;t see the need to have strife or stress from people I see every 12 years.  My mom made a decision about 11 years ago to move to Richmond to be closer to my grandmother. I adore my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not especially close to my extended family and I like it that way.   I don&#8217;t see the need to have strife or stress from people I see every 12 years.  My mom made a decision about 11 years ago to move to Richmond to be closer to my grandmother. I adore my grandmother and I was excited that mom and grandma would be in the same town. The greater Richmond area is also home to a lot of extended family.  Living in Richmond, means enduring all the family gossip and intrigue.  I have learned that if someone here asks you if you are native to Richmond, the appropriate answer is to lie through your teeth. Within minutes of meeting you they have traced your family history back four generations and every thing you wished you could forget about your family comes surging back like high tide after a hurricane.  I don&#8217;t know if your family is like this , but my extended family is happiest when something is going bad for someone else in the family. They can&#8217;t wait to share the news with family and everyone else in the community.  I have been in the local WalMart and overheard people talking about my extended family.  I think being the first to dish the family dirt is better than winning the lottery for my family.  They preface everything with, &#8220;Bless their hearts&#8230;&#8221;, so that they come across as concerned versus bitchy.  I stick to three responses to any gossip: &#8220;Oh, My!&#8221;, &#8220;Isn&#8217;t that nice.&#8221;, and &#8220;Well, Goodness Gracious.&#8221; This sounds better than, &#8220;Oh Shit!&#8221;, &#8220;Fuck Off&#8221;, and &#8221; What the Hell were they thinking?&#8221;  In the past week I have gathered enough material to write books about adultery, abortion, drug abuse, tax evasion, and how to get rid of garden moles.  My only hope is that I get out of dodge before the rumor mill notices I am in town.</p>


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