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No More Cooking This Week

March 17th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Humor

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Dear Hubbie…Love of My Life,

I accidently left the stove on after cooking dinner last night. According to my calculations, I wasted about four hours of gas. I just wanted to let you know that in my efforts to save money and to make up for this mistake, I have decided the best thing is to not cook for the rest of the week. There is no need to thank me.  We will have plenty of time for that, since I won’t be cooking. I am just doing my part.

Love,

Your wife

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3 Comments so far ↓

  • Sandi

    Oh haha I need to use this one. I love it 🙂

  • Pete

    Dear Love of My Life,

    On behalf of the Pete Wants a G37 Fund, I would like to thank you for your generous donation of $11.48 today from the Becky Wants New Art Fund. It seems odd that the BWNAF would find the Infiniti G37 Sports Coupe (6MT) a piece of art, as some find the higher priced BMW M3 a piece of art, but the PWAGF agrees with the BWNAF’s assessment of art. Maybe some day our federal government will see fit to provide funding for those of us who have saved our monies and not entered into outrageous home loans that we could not repay.

    Once again, thank you for your donation.

    Best Wishes,

    Pete,
    President, CEO

  • Beekers

    Pete: I love you. You Rock.

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