Beeker’s Words

photo by: soupboy

I think everyone knows a man that would rather cut off a finger than stop and ask for directions at a gas station or such. Lately I have noticed a new phenomenon among these men. It is the “Let me roll down my window and yell at the guy in the car next to me, while I hold up all traffic to ask for directions” phenomenon. I think this method circumvents the clause in their man contract that states they lose a finger for stopping for directions, because technically they are idling in the middle of the road. What do you think?