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Are bras optional when answering the door for the pizza guy?

April 10th, 2008 · 17 Comments · Humor

photo by: Olivander  My mom has a neighbor who I swear waits for me to visit so that he can stand behind his storm door in nothing but tighty whites while scratching those hard to reach places. My mom laughs when I mention it because none of the other neighbors have ever seen the guy […]

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The Talk

April 6th, 2008 · 10 Comments · Humor

Parenting is the hardest job in the world in my opinion. I watch my sisters and friends struggle to make sure their children are happy, healthy and not playing in traffic. I still want kids after my friend’s son engaged the “backup boosters” in my Xterra, which caused my backdoor to open while driving on […]

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Bless Their Hearts

April 2nd, 2008 · 7 Comments · Humor

I am not especially close to my extended family and I like it that way.  I don’t see the need to have strife or stress from people I see every 12 years.  My mom made a decision about 11 years ago to move to Richmond to be closer to my grandmother. I adore my grandmother […]

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Don’t Mix My Food

March 31st, 2008 · 6 Comments · Humor

My mom is on some good drugs while she recovers and while on these drugs her favorite thing is to talk about is me as a child.  Besides having a thing for running around buck naked, I apparently consumed food in a strange manner.  From the time I could eat solid food until about the […]

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The further south I go….

March 26th, 2008 · 9 Comments · Humor

The weather improves. 70 degrees versus 48 degrees.  People seem to get nicer. I can’t keep count of the sweethearts and sugars. I recall how much I hate D.C. and Baltimore traffic. The dogwoods and redbuds are blooming. I can find sweet tea. I find a station playing the Don and Mike show live. Oh, […]

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Thursday Thirteen: Recalling Childhood

March 20th, 2008 · 17 Comments · Humor

photo by: dodo anji I think precocious is the word that would best describe me as a child. I have always been an old soul and never understood why adults disregarded my opinions on matters. I think that is why I get along so well with kids now. I actually listen to their ideas and […]

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The Future Bridezilla

March 19th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Humor

photo by: sparktography I was visiting my sister today and it happened to be that while we were talking the show Bridezilla came on television. This was an episode about a Texas bride. The show decided it needed to focus on a bride that lived in the country versus Dallas, Houston, or Austin. A friend […]

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Bad things will happen in the next 96 hours…

March 18th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Humor

So I have barricaded myself in my house. Why would I say this? Well I broke a chain letter sent by an acquaintance that I haven’t seen in years. I hate chain mail. I get a huge throbbing head ache when I open an email and there sits some flashing angel telling me I am […]

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Thursday Thirteen

March 13th, 2008 · 18 Comments · Humor

The pope has pontificated and released his list of new sins. Interesting list, however I felt there were a few more that the church should speak out against. Specifically the following: 1. Over plucking your eyebrows. If you have Trichotillomania you are excused. The rest of you need to put down the tweezers. When you […]

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A Girl’s Night Out

March 9th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Humor

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