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Simon’s Cat

December 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Cats, Humor

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Happy Mother’s Day

May 10th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Humor

I think the key to motherhood is maintaining a good sense of humor and laughing as much as possible. If you missed Saturday Night Live last night then you also missed the followup to D*** in a box by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg. These boys are devoted to their mothers.

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GPS

April 24th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Gripes, Humor

New Jersey Gripe #100: Is it asking too much to put up road signs? Is it asking too much to put up signs that people can read? Case in Point: This evening my husband and I were attempting to get to Sayreville, NJ.  Google maps gave us perfect directions that should have worked, however this […]

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You will say WOW everytime!

April 20th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Gripes, Humor, Interesting, TV/Movies/Music

I don’t think this was what Vince Shilomi had in mind during his infomercial for ShamWow! Today was our friend Scott’s birthday and as a gift, our friends bought ShamWows and made them into pants. Just imagine all the creative uses for pants such as these. No matter how many times I requested it, he […]

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Comments

April 13th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Humor

photo by: stevenjude To comment or not to comment?  I found myself second guessing if I should leave comments on blogs for about 15 seconds this afternoon and then decided to blog about my experience instead.   I got a  nasty email to a response I wrote on a blog.  The blogger basically told me my […]

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Give Me the Keys…

April 12th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Gripes, Humor

“If a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die and if a 10 ton truck kills the both of us, to die by your side well the pleasure and privilege is mine.” You might recognize these as the lyrics from The Smith’s song “There […]

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Dear Soon To Be Neighbors,

April 10th, 2009 · 11 Comments · Gripes, Humor

I noticed today that you have put a contract on the townhouse two doors down. I can only surmise that you are a poor misguided fool purchasing their first home.   We decided to rent while living in NJ because of the high cost of real estate and the taxes.  I know you are congratulating yourself […]

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Fight Club

March 28th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Humor

I read Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk this week and I watched the movie Fight Club directed by David Fincher this evening for the fourth time.  I have come to the following conclusions: 1. Edward Norton is hot and this was the first movie with Brad Pitt where I actually respected his performance. 2. I […]

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Real Housewives of New Jersey

March 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Humor, TV/Movies/Music

I don’t know if you have ever watched Real Housewives on Bravo but it is like watching a Discovery channel documentary that Gucci threw up all over.  I don’t have cable television but when I travel or visit friends and family, I love to channel surf and I have spent some late nights shell shocked […]

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No More Cooking This Week

March 17th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Humor

Dear Hubbie…Love of My Life, I accidently left the stove on after cooking dinner last night. According to my calculations, I wasted about four hours of gas. I just wanted to let you know that in my efforts to save money and to make up for this mistake, I have decided the best thing is […]

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