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Anniversary gifts

March 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Humor

Today I dusted, vacuumed, cleaned toilets, put away the laundry, set out lovely place settings for our dinner and I spent the day prepping dinner for my husband this evening. Porterhouse steaks, roasted asparagus & fingerling potatoes, glazed carrots, and key lime pie. I was surprised today when UPS delivered this:


Do you hear that? It is the sound of my butt spreading to cover another acre of God’s Green Earth. The husband pointed out that Key Lime Pie is better the day after you make it and I pointed out that he and the guys at work are going to have one hell of a snack at lunch tomorrow. I love Sherri’s Berries. They are some of the best chocolate covered strawberries I have ever eaten. The husband also gave me a lovely card and the first season of Boston Legal. I love William Shatner. In my fantasy family, he plays the roll of my grandfather. When I can’t handle my own family, I have a fantasy family. I select people from television and pop culture to fill the roles. It is a great way to mentally escape. I just could not imagine a cooler grandpa than Captain Kirk. So, besides cleaning the house and cooking dinner for the husband; I also bought him a lovely card and an Eddie Izzard dvd. We both agreed to keep things simple this year. It has been a wonderful anniversary.

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  • haleyhughes

    Yummy. Sherri’s Berries.

    Sounds like you had a nice evening. Happy Anniversary!

  • Chuck (a/k/a Rhonda)

    Hi. Me again. Don’t mind me. I’m check’n out your blog.

    I laughed out loud so hard that I screamed – your butt spreading remark knocked me over. Becky Beek, you rock (clean and cook and read and laugh…) and so does your husband!

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