Beeker’s Words

So I have barricaded myself in my house. Why would I say this? Well I broke a chain letter sent by an acquaintance that I haven’t seen in years. I hate chain mail. I get a huge throbbing head ache when I open an email and there sits some flashing angel telling me I am [...]

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I don’t watch a lot of television. In fact my husband and I decided to subscribe to basic cable, which costs us $15 a month. We use to have every channel known to woman, but we realized with our schedules and our interests that it didn’t make sense to spend money on something we did [...]

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Article on the Executive Transvestite Eddie Izzard.
Could he or would he cheat?
Article on a woman’s frightening experience while on a flight.
Are you moving to Canada?
This is not how you propose.
Is anyone else wondering what the h-e-double hockey sticks the Democrats are thinking? The DNC might as well write a book about how to make sure [...]

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photo by: supernenek
My niece Hanniah is getting into singing nursery rhymes accompanied by hand-clapping. My sisters and I loved hand-clapping games when we were in grade school. I asked her if she knew CeCe My Playmate. She did not so I started teaching her these lyrics (The hand motions are not easy to teach [...]

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I am so happy today! I got an email today from the Eddie Izzard fan club. He added two shows in late June at Radio City Music Hall in NYC. Since I joined the club (for free) I was sent an opportunity to pre-order tickets before they went on sale to the public. So I [...]

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There were two school supplies I had to have at the beginning of a new year in grade school. A new Trapper Keeper and pop a point pencils. Did you ever use these when you were a kid? I loved these pencils. Well today I found a pack of 6 for $1.00 at Target. [...]

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The pope has pontificated and released his list of new sins. Interesting list, however I felt there were a few more that the church should speak out against. Specifically the following:
1. Over plucking your eyebrows. If you have Trichotillomania you are excused. The rest of you need to put down the tweezers. When you have [...]

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In January while surfing the web, I found this website called Letters from Johns. Susannah Breslin is a journalist and blogger who collects letters from men who solicit prostitutes. She then publishes the letters online for the world to read. The site was new and only had a handful of posts at [...]

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I took my friend Connie to see the Statue of Liberty last fall. I got tired of the usual pictures and took this.

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