Beeker’s Words

By Bob Lewis, Associated Press Writer
“RICHMOND, Va. - It’s one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.
State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, [...]

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Our friend David found this on BoingBoing and feels that Pete is in need of one of these to aid him in his efforts to wake up on work days any day of the week. You pull the pin, toss it in the room and it blasts an annoying sound that will not turn off until [...]

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You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
~Anonymous

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PBS is opening the Beta test for a new internet educational service. You can log on at www.pbskidsplay.org to try it out. You do need high speed internet access. Warning: This will become a fee based service in the future. It is a chance to try it out for free and to play free for [...]

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This has been around the web for a year, but it makes me laugh. Maybe a laugh will help you get through this day.

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The title of this entry is a little misleading, but according to a press release from HCD research there is some truth in my title for the 404 Americans they surveyed. They conducted interviews with Americans after they viewed the CITGO ads staring Joe Kennedy. Apparently after watching the ad, Americans had a more positive view [...]

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Perhaps you remember this classic Seinfeld Episode:

Well now you can bake just the muffin tops! I found this pan on The Spoon Sisters. The cost is $19.95 plus shipping.

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